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Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"
by hooyaahh January 16, 2022
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Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...
"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"
by Big black guy March 25, 2005
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S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy

The Sandy Vag Trophy is given to your buddy/buddies who are acting like little bitches. They are the ones who refuse to drink as much as you or come up with excuses not to drink or have a good time with you and the rest of your pals. Tell them to get the sand out of their pussies and give them the S.V.T.!!!
Dude, you definitely get the S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy (more commonly referred to the SVT) for last night! you barely drank any and you passed out 5 hours before everybody else, you little bitch! Next time power wash the sand from your vag and be a man!
by Eazy-E 47 XLVII February 8, 2010
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lil’ Sandy

The name of a male’s penis during sex that isn’t washed.
I didn’t have time to take a shower last night so I just gave her my lil’ Sandy.
by Dr. Shroom July 6, 2020
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Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel
by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011
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Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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