Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016

Sam

A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.

guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc

by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021

Sam

He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.

"Sam has a 4 inch penis."

by DaddyIsaiah November 2, 2017

Sam

The female equivalent to a Kyle.

If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.

That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc April 3, 2020

sam

long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.

sam is sexual aroused by pool noodles.

by abortedjeesus September 5, 2018

Sam

A loving sexy alpha male that plays football and basketball that typically has black or brown hair, brown or gren eyes and is normally quite tall. If you know a Sam don't hesitate to ask him out

girl 1 : Hey that guy Sam is really nice
girl 2 : Yeah you know Sams are perfect boyfriend material
girl 1 : Really? I'm going to ask him out now. Thanks!

by Sexy Amazing Man. (Sam) November 14, 2020

Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018