Dirty Sanchez With a Side of Salsa

Give A Feamle Anal intercourse during her period, then stuck one finger in her ass and another in her vagina, and with the anal finger draw the Mustache Thus giving the dirty sanchez with the other draw a red line of period blood from the corner of the mouth down like a drippage of salsa Thus the side of salsa

Last night Ibanged this bar chick and gave her the "dirty sanchez with a side of salsa".

by Big DF April 22, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

The English version of Jackass. The show involves guys doing funny sick shit to one another.

Boy: 'Hey, can we watch some Dirty Sanchez?'

Grandma: Damn boi, you aint gangsta enuf for that shit. Go watch some Lazytown or summa that Dora the explora.

Boy: But, but, it's-

Grandma: You stallin nigga, get yo skinny white ass outta here -starts watching Dirty Sanchez-

by Alib8000 January 6, 2009

Uncle Carl Sanchez

Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez

Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.

by King David October 8, 2004

dirty sanchez

an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.

I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.

by the gringo July 21, 2003

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

by Tom March 29, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

Performed during the early stages of the act of analingis. Takes place when the "giver" is teasing the most sensitive portions of the rectum with their lips only. The receiver has intentionally avoided any act of personal hygene for several days to the anus, thus resulting in a chocolaty, fecal surprise, also known as a "dingleberry" for their partner to spread generously around the lips, mustach & lower goatee area of the face.

The result of the Dirty Sanchez is often the look of a 1920's painting of a sad clown or hobo face.

by badass143 February 6, 2010

Sachem

An incredibly secret and exclusive society within a select group of fraternal organizations at the University of Illinois Urbana Champaign, which is separate from all other associations of the Native American use of the word "sachem."

All members have selected pseudonyms and once moved an entire parked Ford Focus.

Sachem!!

Hooray!!!

by Phil McKraken, AB1743 March 10, 2011