Sam

Sam is definitely an amazing boy. A Sam usually has a lot of humor and whit behind his maniacal yet charming smile. He’s easy to get along with and it’s easy for him to keeps a lot of friends just as it is to make them. But most times Sam gets confused about relationships and problems and is very indecisive. He more than likely will pick the easy way out of things. But don’t do that Sam, go with your heart and with your gut. You might just loose the girl you love if you make the wrong chose.

Wow that guy is amazing... he must be a Sam!

by greysss August 2, 2019

Sam

If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )

“ Sam is such a great guy”

“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”

by youreallycute:) April 8, 2019

Sam

A very caring boy very smart and he will always be by your side. He is known to have a small penis but that doesn’t matter due to the kindness in his heart

Thanks for the pen! You should be a Sam

by Dave The Man With A Tan October 22, 2019

Sam

Sam messes with babies

Hey, Sam, ya can't mess with that baby. you have to wait till their all the way out

by solomon james January 23, 2019

Sam

A male from native american decendence that acts gay and looks like a lesbian.

I talked to Sam today and he tried to grab my nips

by LONGDIKSTYLE September 21, 2016

Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT

That Sam there Yh is a batty boi

by Flappedit123 May 28, 2019

Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018