Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!
by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024
Get the safety burgermug. A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020
Get the Safety Rulesmug. by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021
Get the Safety Susanmug. An expansion of the classic “safety/doorknob” game. If only the word “safety” is used upon ripping ass, other players may call an “aftershock,” in which they are granted to punch the ripper one time.
In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.
In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.
by Homiebrodogbiscuit360thesecond August 16, 2025
Get the Safety Nasamug. Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.
Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"
Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"
Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"
Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"
Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"
Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"
by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022
Get the cut your safetymug. Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024
Get the Officer Safetymug. To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.
by Cpaq February 28, 2020
Get the safety speechmug.