Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...
by Daviddv0601 August 06, 2019
Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."
Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006
1. Do what you like. I'm not part of it.
2. I think it's wierd, but okay.
3. Like saying, "whatever floats your boat."
(From the book FEED, by M.T. Anderson)
2. I think it's wierd, but okay.
3. Like saying, "whatever floats your boat."
(From the book FEED, by M.T. Anderson)
by Apathetic Lover February 11, 2010
When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.
I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."
by kraash October 17, 2006
someone (its hotter when it is a woman) who likes to be with both men and women. This can involve a woman sucking another woman's tits, licking her vagina, sucking her clit, putting her toungue up her vagina, making out with her, then sleeping with a man.
i swing both ways so i like to have hot sex with women and men. it is better with both at the same time.
by bisexual babeee February 15, 2010
When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.
by Mark Bellhorn December 07, 2010
by JYahhh December 22, 2009