fuck swim

A weird computer science expression

What are you watching.. FUCK SWIM!

by chickenpocks December 5, 2019

Clasp n swim

To jerk off a nigga with your feet, you first clasp it and then stroke back and forth like a swim.

Oh he was eating the soul out my pussy so I clasp’d n swim this nigga

This freak had a foot fetish and asked me to clasp n swim him 😳

by HoneyB361 June 19, 2019

Valley Swim Club

Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.

Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!

by VSC1111 May 20, 2018

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018

Swim dusty

Swim dusty is a soundcloud rapper with the skill of 1 million soundcloud rappers. He has such hits as Rainless state, he has a huge part in the up incoming music business

You: Did you here swim dustys newest song Rainless state?
Your Freind: no, but I will check it out as soon as i can!

by guest112356543 May 28, 2018

Swimming

Is the type of sport where you can get yelled at by your coach for literally just breathing at the wrong time

If I were you, I would take up swimming tomorrow

by KonstantinaPap January 6, 2018

swimming

People who like to get wet together

"He was so wet after his swimming competition'

by TheGodessOfTheUniverse22 February 24, 2020