a whiny, spoiled, bitchy, self-centered character in the Twilight series. Ends up with Edward. Has no real personality except for the fact that she cant walk in a straight line and loves fucking Edward Cullen. Is the girl most girls (and some boys) want to be only because she screws Edward.
BellaWannabe: "OHMYGOD! I LOVE EDWARD! I WISH I WAS BELLA SWAN!
SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
SmartPerson: "You want to be a klutzy whiny bitch?"
by BellaIsABitch June 7, 2009
Get the Bella Swan mug.One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.
My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.
by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009
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"I jacked a VCR from the swap meat last week."
"Got a VCR in the back of my car
that I ganked from the Slauson Swap Meet." Dr. Dre-The Day The Niggaz Took Over
"That stupid ass crack head is selling all his shit at the swap meet so he can buy more crack."
"Got a VCR in the back of my car
that I ganked from the Slauson Swap Meet." Dr. Dre-The Day The Niggaz Took Over
"That stupid ass crack head is selling all his shit at the swap meet so he can buy more crack."
by IceWarm November 21, 2004
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Get the swag disease mug.A PC first-person shooter that is essentially a law enforcement simulation. Players are in charge of a SWAT team that takes on numerous scenarios including hostage rescue, barricaded suspects, etcetera. Mission outline revolves around initially making a stealth entry, later going for dynamic entry when a suspect or hostage is discovered.
A SWAT team's goal is to save lives, not take them. Therefore, the player receives more commendation for forcing suspects to surrender, and at the end of every mission, a point total is tallied up to distinguish how well the player did in pursuing the objective. Even if the player completes the mission, if a life is taken during the ordeal, the SWAT team cannot call such an outcome a victory, so points are taken away for such instances. Points are also given for proper police conduct; for instance, when a suspect has been arrested or killed, or a hostage has been restrained, it is the player's duty to report it to the command post. The player should also be certain to confiscate the suspects' weapons upon neutralization. Depending on the difficulty chosen, the point tally will decide if the player ultimately completed or failed the mission and whether or not it must be played again. During gameplay, the mission will automatically end if a hostage is killed.
The game features a relatively active online multiplayer community, allowing for SWAT vs. Suspects gameplay in various situations, despite a large number of players in open matches suffering from Counter-Strikitus -- Usually the gamers who play Suspects primarily. A significant degree of teamwork is typically generated from the two teams, but the player should not expect to be immune from the usual brainless calls of "camper" or "cheater" if they happen to actually know how to utilize skill, strategies and cover instead of racing all over the place and around corners blindly like a stupid retard who thinks he's being chased by a homicidal monkey. However, the game also has a number of clans devoted to it, and such behavior is likely nil during clan matches.
An expansion pack named the Stetchkov Syndicate has been released, featuring primarily seven extra missions and new weapons.
A SWAT team's goal is to save lives, not take them. Therefore, the player receives more commendation for forcing suspects to surrender, and at the end of every mission, a point total is tallied up to distinguish how well the player did in pursuing the objective. Even if the player completes the mission, if a life is taken during the ordeal, the SWAT team cannot call such an outcome a victory, so points are taken away for such instances. Points are also given for proper police conduct; for instance, when a suspect has been arrested or killed, or a hostage has been restrained, it is the player's duty to report it to the command post. The player should also be certain to confiscate the suspects' weapons upon neutralization. Depending on the difficulty chosen, the point tally will decide if the player ultimately completed or failed the mission and whether or not it must be played again. During gameplay, the mission will automatically end if a hostage is killed.
The game features a relatively active online multiplayer community, allowing for SWAT vs. Suspects gameplay in various situations, despite a large number of players in open matches suffering from Counter-Strikitus -- Usually the gamers who play Suspects primarily. A significant degree of teamwork is typically generated from the two teams, but the player should not expect to be immune from the usual brainless calls of "camper" or "cheater" if they happen to actually know how to utilize skill, strategies and cover instead of racing all over the place and around corners blindly like a stupid retard who thinks he's being chased by a homicidal monkey. However, the game also has a number of clans devoted to it, and such behavior is likely nil during clan matches.
An expansion pack named the Stetchkov Syndicate has been released, featuring primarily seven extra missions and new weapons.
"I tried playing SWAT 4 online yesterday. Turns out the Counter-Strike virus is spreading to other games, now. Figures."
by Rusty Was Here August 30, 2008
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Get the swaffle mug.One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.
Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.
by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010
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