Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
by Kim Xicana August 23, 2023

by Jackson Junglist December 18, 2019

by Definitely not OT's alt September 25, 2025

When an inmate in a female prison wants to craft a new dildo out of prison materials to please their abusive (dominant) stud owner, so they need to find a penis to craft it with (analogous to diamonds in Minecraft strip mining due to its rarity)
Dominant stud owner: Do you have that new dildo I asked for?
Submissive female prisoner: Nah, I need to go strap mining for it.
Submissive female prisoner: Nah, I need to go strap mining for it.
by SwaggyWalrus69 April 8, 2025

A person who acts like your father , yet isn't. They're usually the person who sticks the most to you, as if they were 'strapped' to your life in the most necessary way.
by ThePossibilitiesAreEndless September 13, 2016

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024
