Strapped It

When you full send a stunt and end up with a broken Tibia and crutches. Probably involves a custom scooter that excels fast speeds close to 25mph.

Why? Cause Fuck it, That's why.
#Midpond2024

"He just yeeted that 4-wheeler off the ramp. That boi is Strapped it!" 😂

by Strappedit March 30, 2024

strap-on warrior

A lesbian who gives that good strap.
Usually are studs or masculine.

I heard Jojo Siwa is a strap-on warrior. Her girl was limping out the front door last night.

by straponwarrior777 April 1, 2024

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Strap trap

A guy who is looking to get pegged

Ryan is a strap trap, he posts pictures of his butthole all day.

by femalenhancement March 13, 2023

Dirt strap

A strap or belt that leaves behind a dirty mark wherever it is worn.

Don't put on those sandals. They have a dirt strap.

by Stacerson September 27, 2025