hoe shorts

Shorts females wear to show off their ass

Jenny with those hoe shorts again

by AlexWilliams234 August 19, 2017

airplane shorts

Shorts that women wear that are so lose when they bend over you can see right into the cockpit.

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That chicks airplane shorts are so nice you can see her landing strip!

by Concretecarver January 17, 2018

cherry shorts

When a male has a short penis or has been out in the cold and wears gym shorts. Their penis will poke out faintly due to the fact that it is too short to go in between the testicles

Athlete 1: Hey Geoff ! You ready for the game?
Geoff: I will be when you fix those cherry shorts.

by LaxBros69 January 19, 2018

Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020

Bean sorsê

When you are having sexual contact with someone and you put your penis in the anal area and pull out, you will have bean sorsê all over your penis. This only happens when your partner hasn’t wiped after using the bathroom.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the naughty, so I stuck it in her butthole and pulled out and I had bean sorsê all over my penis.

by Jordaneffing December 30, 2020

saddle sores

When the excess baggage on bikers thighs gets rubbed raw raw by themselves or the seat/saddle sores.

Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.

by Momof3intheesea June 4, 2021