Spam

(1.) (N.) Really nasty meat in a can for Project Moms and Divorced, Lonely Fathers. From the people who bing you Chubb. Comes in Spam, Spam Light, and Spamburger Deluxe.
(2.) (N.) Annoying Junk Mail send out in Large Quanities by a man named Ronnie Scelson from Louisana.
(3.) (N.) A classic Monty Python routine that's known for annoyingly overusing the word "Spam" meaning the food like product. It's Ironic today because the E-Mail Spam is just as annoying.

I Hate Spam!

by G-Union January 12, 2004

spam fritter

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.

Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.

by bimpy January 19, 2004

Pearl SPAM

To ejaculate onto a slab of SPAM and then feed to a stupid ass fan of the band Pearl Jam.

Here's your sandwich hippie.

by ya yo gakk April 25, 2004

spam

1. unsolicited e-mail;
dangerous as may cause material and virtual distruction to your hardware and software, especially to complicated and delicate systems

2. garbage you don't want to get anymore

1. my computer seems to be out of balance again, it must be due to this spam I have received recently

2. eh, stop sending all that spam, it only makes it worse

by NoNamess September 25, 2006

Spam Javelin

Another name for your penis.

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

by MattyTwatty May 18, 2006

SPAM

1. Canned meat that expires 5 years after you get it, and is made up of the following: Cats, Fish, Penises, Nippletoast, and Chicken Shit.

2. Annoying messages that are either repeated multiple times on one page or sent to a number of people at once.

1. "So at the Christmas party last year, I won a can of spam, and chucked it at my friend Jordan while he was kissing his fat ass girlfriend and screamed 'SPAM!'"

2. The words of a music artist on Myspace "Okay you little faggot, quit sending me the same damn comment over and over, it's really fucking gay and I don't want to add you you cunt muffin"

by Brandon Burch November 12, 2006

spam

A slap administered to the centre of the forehead, pref. on the hairline with the index, middle and ring fingers from the tips to the second knuckles. The flat palm of the hand can also be used but is morely likely to provoke a fist-shaped retaliation. Action must be accompanied by the shouting of the word upon impact viz: "SPAM!!!"

Spammer approaches Spammee, and taps on shoulder. As the Spammee turns, the Spammer lunges, shouting "SPAM!" momentarily confusing and disorienting the victim, but more significantly, irritating them.

by DrTazzle (aka: Human Thesaurus) February 8, 2007