b-snack

The second largest city in New York.

Man, Syracuse sucks, lets go to the B-Snack.

by Muskelheim November 23, 2007

looking like a snack

When you're looking so delicious bae can't contain him/herself.

You: *jumps out shower* *bae barges in*
Bae: Babe you looking like a snack! I could slurp you all up like a bowl of ramen noodles.
You: monkaS

by pogchamp3000 May 26, 2018

Commercial snack

When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.

TV: We'll be back after these messages!

Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.

*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*

Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!

TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)

Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.

by I Will Kill You May 11, 2007

Shit-Snack Blackout

The act of eating excessive amounts of unhealthy foods, to the point of blacking out. This is commonly seen and experienced at local county fairs. This act can also be experienced by over-fed animals exhibited in Fair Petting Zoos.

I cant believe I ate that Doughboy,Sausage Bomb,Frozen Custard, and Carmel Apple. Dude, I am totally about to fall into a Shit-Snack Blackout.

Holy shit! That kangaroo at the petting zoo is in a shit-snack blackout.

by Mermaid72 September 6, 2009

Front Butt Snack

Performing oral sex on a female.

Give a person a fish and they will eat for a day. Give a person a front butt snack and they will lap it up for the rest of their life.

by InYoWindows June 23, 2011

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What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.

takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"

by VYDEOS September 26, 2021

scat snack

scat-snack: A comestible product usually consisting of a large bag of potato chips and human excrement. It is prepared by removing some of the chips, and then shitting in the bag. After this, the shit is covered with a fresh layer of potato chips. The bags thus prepared are usually left in school buses during field trips, to be discovered by some hapless passer-by.

Tommy thought he scored when he grabbed the bag of Doritos off someone’s seat. Unfortunately, he found out the hard way that he was eating a scat snack.

by Superdudester May 18, 2006