Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018

Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man

"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"

by A Horse With No Name June 15, 2020

smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it

Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you

by 3Fitz January 19, 2017

discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)

Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.

by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022

The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

by minority426 December 24, 2009

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 06, 2020

smurf fucking

When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.

I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.

by Shaydawg July 01, 2014