Skinning Cock

Loafing, Messing Around, Wasting Time

Hey, are you guys going to help me run this cable or are you going to stand around all day Skinning Cock?

by [e-mail] March 28, 2015

skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.

I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.

by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018

Skin nap

When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.

Phoebe and I had a quick skin nap inbetween sets.

by The Real Chas August 4, 2018

Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018

Skin dicky

Noun. When one had a very hairy chest but is has a bald spot in the shape of an old school sweater dicky.

Verb. When a person wraps their legs around another person’s neck and farts on their chest.

Tina surprised me while I was sleeping with a ninja-like skin dicky.

by Squid and Sausage June 29, 2019

skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.

Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken

by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019