Jungle Shrimp

Jungle Shrimp is another name for an extremely hairy penis.

I tried to give Johnny a blowie but he pulled down his pants and he had a total jungle shrimp. The hair was longer than the peen.

by Rod Mexico April 6, 2020

Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.

Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!

by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021

muddy popcorn shrimp

when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.

"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"

by totalbastardguy March 4, 2010

jumbo panty shrimp

An extremely large clitoris, that extends past the labia by at least 3".

Many people thought Wanda was a tranny, but in reality, she just had a jumbo panty shrimp.

by bob stalkerman December 2, 2013

Pound the shrimp

To choke the chicken, especially when modestly endowed.

Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.

by VinceV September 30, 2015

MR KRABS LITTLE FRIED SHRIMP

Mr Krabs is always bragging about the size of his shrimp yet everyone knows that my boi aint packing.

Have you seen Mr Krabs Little Fried shrimp?

OMG yes but its ok its about the motion not the size.

by 69dankclit69 June 3, 2020

Big Balls Small Shrimp

The general classification of a manly man with large testicles and a small pecker. Underlying daddy issues is generally the case when dealing with an individual who has Big Balls Small Shrimp. Napoleon complex during sexual interactions is very common with these people as well. It is known for an individual with Big Balls Small Shrimp to ONLY enjoy African American intercourse, not discriminating against the gender, fucking both male and female. Big Balls Small Shrimp individuals usually tend to tell long long stories that lead no where, leaving you wondering how fucking small someones dick has to be to try to make up for it with their anti-climactic story telling. Ever plan for a day with the boys and it just gets ruined because someone invites "that guy"? Big Balls Small Shrimp is the epitome of someone who ruins trips, parties, and hangouts because he can't stop talking about the disproportion of his nuts to his Johnson.

Angelo: Dude what's wrong with Doug? He wouldn't stop crying about his balls at the party last night?
Amad: Hes just got Big Balls Small Shrimp

by japonsanders June 9, 2020