Salad Shooter

A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.

"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Pea shooter

The art of farting in your hand, cupping it like a tube and blowing it in your victims face.

"Here dave can you smell that? .. (what) this... poofff into his nostrils the pea shooter goes.

by Mattckt March 17, 2023

Female Shooter

When a female decides to shoot up a place. It's unusual due to most mass shooters being male.

Only 3.8% of all shooters are ever female, and there's usually only one female shooter every year. (Since 2000)

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who shot up a Christian school on March 27, 2023?
Girl 2: Of course! She makes me sick. those were just children and staff! Heartbreaking. but,

that is strange? I thought most were men. not a Female Shooter.
Girl 1: Shut up, bitchy feminist.

by Boovian March 27, 2023

Knee Shooters

Tits that droop to an extent they appear closer to the woman's knees than mid chest. Typically observed on women with large breasts lacking firmness. Breasts that hang and sway like a pendulum. Often seen on older women, obese women, and women that do not wear a bra.

Damn! All the women in that picture in National Geographic had knee shooters!

by Popeye's Weenus April 4, 2023

knee shooters

Large tits that are so droopy they hang toward the woman's knees. Often seen on obese women, or older women whose tits are no longer firm.

Jeez! That granny has some knee shooters!

by Popeye's Weenus April 11, 2023

School Shooter

The real heroes of the school

Guys a school shooter has come to save us.

by Blah Guy 101 May 24, 2023

mass shooter syndrome

It happens to silent and quiet people when they encounter a situation and they get irritated inside.

John: she kept asking stupid questions in the meeting and I had this Mass shooter syndrome and couldnt tell her to shut up.

by Samooooooo July 26, 2023