Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...
"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"
by Big black guy March 26, 2005
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The Sandy Vag Trophy is given to your buddy/buddies who are acting like little bitches. They are the ones who refuse to drink as much as you or come up with excuses not to drink or have a good time with you and the rest of your pals. Tell them to get the sand out of their pussies and give them the S.V.T.!!!
Dude, you definitely get the S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy (more commonly referred to the SVT) for last night! you barely drank any and you passed out 5 hours before everybody else, you little bitch! Next time power wash the sand from your vag and be a man!
by Eazy-E 47 XLVII February 08, 2010
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Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel
by i fuckar tu madre August 08, 2011
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nilly sandy

The nilly sandy is one of the tastiest morsels/snacks ever created. Created by placing anything between two vanilla waffers to create a sandwich effect. Reccomended fillings include fudge, peanut butter, jelly, chocolate, icing, and even more nillies (ie. the double and triple nilly sandy).
Dude, can you fix me up a nilly sandy, I've been hankering all day for a tasty treat.
by big donny May 14, 2007
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sandy peach

When a girl is at the beach and when she gets up she has sand on her ass
by Smegma696969696969 July 13, 2015
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