Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

Tranny Granny Sammy

A trans grandmother who's named Sammy

Damn Tranny Granny Sammy is sucking my dick after butt sex!

by Kiddes123 January 11, 2023

pull a Sammy

When you screw up in a very public way, and it was entirely unavoidable

Wow, he really managed to pull a Sammy this week! They had to shut down the whole website to fix it!

by Barry Cigars June 17, 2024

triple decker nut sammy

a sandwhich that is like 3 peanut butter sandwiches stacked on top of eachother
(bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread, peanut butter, bread)

i might have to do a triple decker nut sammy today

by lickz May 12, 2025

Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.

The main characters in my definitions.

Jimothy: We are Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.
Jill: And we're the main characters...
Sammy: In this boi's definitions!

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 19, 2022

sammyclassicsonicfan

A frickin frick who says frick a lot and will rant about the sonic fan fricks and how we need to save sonic.

You sound like sammyclassicsonicfan.

by Negro pegro June 26, 2017

samiyah

samiyah is the typa gal to be super shy until you get to know her... and that’s when the crackhead is released. she’s the most genuine, smart, sweet, pretty person you’ll ever meet. she’s fiercely protective of her loved ones. she doubts herself but she is so amazing.

damn i wish i was as energetic as samiyah

by tan-tan April 7, 2020