Lonely Robot

A lonely robot is something you can call somebody who acts like an NPC who also happens to have no friends. You can also use it towards somebody like you're reading a book. Saying things like "the lonely robot asked" "the lonely robot said".

Following this with onomatopoeias like "Beep" or "Boop" that resemble a robot can also be used to describe them, like you're translating what they said into robot slang.

Linda: "You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved."

Kora: ""You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved." Said the lonely robot."

Lina: "I'm not a lonely robot! That's just something my mom told me."

Kora: ""Beep boop bop!" The lonely robot exclaimed."

by shesclassist April 10, 2024

Bulgarian Assault Robot

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.

"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Douyin Robot

Any foreign user of Douyin who fails to blink during their videos.

That guy always turns his head sideways and NEVER blinks during his videos - what a Douyin Robot!

by Mr. Lu'an November 22, 2021

Robot Head

The act of a girl who looks like a robot attempting to give a guy a blowjob.

Bro, I got some crazy robot head from this chick last night and now my dick is torn up.

by themanofmanwords July 11, 2017

robot

A new species developed by human beings that was meant to replace human beings...

This species is characterized as having a large 97% resemblance to an actual human or alien - but is instead largely made up mostly metal, wire and circuitry - instead of the real organic material called skin and bones that is organically produced when a mother and father come together to produce a baby through the fertilization of the egg when the sperm strikes it.

Dude : Sis, come here and watch this new documentary on TV. It shows you how AI girlfriend robots are eventually going to take over the world

Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!

by the_fruitarian November 23, 2023

Robot chicken

An absolutely shit show that never appeals to adults and has fucking retarded episodes like what do you mean peppa pig is holding a gun and shoots her parents? this shit is unfunny as hell

Person 1: What are you watching
Person 2: Robot chicken
Person 1: Fuck you

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025