thames river

a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.

man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.

by Twelve Express October 28, 2020

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Rivers Cuomo

Weezer frontman. He Weezy. Miles, @rivers.is.best.weezer.boi, loves him to an unhealthy extent. wtf, Mommy Miles?

Miles: I love rivers cuomo
literally everyone: we know mom

by who cares dude February 12, 2021

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River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.

River Phoenix is hot. ⬅️TRUE INFORMATION

by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021

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Forked River

Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"

by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021

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