ring the bird

1. To void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement.

"Don't wait for me, I've got to go ring the bird!"

by M.Becker June 16, 2008

Oil Ring

That greasy feeling around your bun after a wet fart.

I think I need a quick wipe. Pretty sure I got a oil ring after that one.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 06, 2010

Peach Ringing

The sport of sucking Peach Ring candies until they are sticky and then throwing, and sticking them to cars.

Me and and they guys had a glorious time peach ringing cars last night

by Chris Barr October 26, 2007

O-ring

Anal muscles.

1. My O-ring is a virgin.
2. If you don't slow down, you'll blow my O-ring!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 08, 2002

gonzo ring

A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

by Crockett December 08, 2004

Cum Ring

The glob of cum that tends to land on the top of your index finger while ejaculating during masturbation.

Dude, i had the biggest cum ring on my finger today after i blew my load jacking off to midget porn

by KrazyKU October 18, 2008