T-Ring

A mystical super-food that is composed of typical taco fillings encased in a croissant crust, which is in the shape of a ring about 14" in diameter. Fillings may also include things such as corn or sliced peppers. Also known as Taco Ring.

Roommate 1: What are you thinking for dinner?

Roommate 2: I'm thinking T-Ring

Roommate 1: Goooooooodddd!!!

by Syrinx Sinner September 29, 2011

mengagement ring

the male version of an engagement ring.

She wasn't going to let him get away, so she totally popped the question and got him a mengagement ring.

by WordSmithBarney August 08, 2009

goo rings

When you jizz in someone's mouth and they attempt to blow a smoke ring either on purpose or accidentally (by coughing)

My girlfriend blew goo rings last night after i jizzed in her mouth!

by blacksiteninja April 18, 2009

Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 06, 2010

O-ring

Anal muscles.

1. My O-ring is a virgin.
2. If you don't slow down, you'll blow my O-ring!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 08, 2002

gonzo ring

A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

by Crockett December 08, 2004

Cum Ring

The glob of cum that tends to land on the top of your index finger while ejaculating during masturbation.

Dude, i had the biggest cum ring on my finger today after i blew my load jacking off to midget porn

by KrazyKU October 18, 2008