A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.
Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?
Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.
1. You 'Phat Headed' CouchRipper...stfu, you still sux at life.
2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...
A person that performs ground operations for an airline on the apron/tarmac or "ramp" as it is known in the industry. Rampers handle the loading and unloading of baggage and cargo, plus service the aircraft with power, water, heat/AC, and the lavatory.
Within an airline, the term generally refers to the whole of the fleet service employees, though within that work group itself it refers only to those agents that actually service aircraft at the gates. As such, some employees -such as bag runners and bag room agents- dislike the term as they don't consider themselves "rampers".
The gate agents were trying to get everyone boarded before the rampers were finished loading the plane.