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macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.
"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

Hulk Hogan
by Terry Bollea May 1, 2005
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Randydextrous

The ability to 'Spank the monkey' using either hand thus achieving a high state of pleasure.

To masterbate with either hand.
1) "Man I'm so flusterbasted that I'm going to go at it hammer and tong in a randydextrous style."

2) "Dave's just gone into the allnight service station and bought a stack load of Playboys. He'll be checking out his randydextrous skills later when one hand goes numb".

"Yeah, and he'll be 'turning Japanese!'"

3) "I hear Pete's Randy Dextrous. Not only does he constantly carry out the 'Five Knuckle Shuffle' but more often than not swops and ends up with a 'Ten Knuckle shuffle' combination move"
by Woody Superstar July 7, 2009
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Randy

A bitch who doesn't care about any thing some one who lies, cheats, and disobey.
Girl: who's that he's really cute

Other girl: oh that's Randy stay away he's a real jerk.
by Hppt.lol February 7, 2018
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Randy

Randy sucks! He will break your mirror
by Dicksjdjdjx November 1, 2018
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Randy

There are different versions of Randy but the Randy that is short for Randall is handsome, caring, and very funny. Randy’s ego can get really big and bad, but he is just a trying to look cool. Randy always wants to look his nicest to fit in, although they should totally stand out as their natural self. If you have a Randy in your life and think he is mean and cold hearted, just know that he is just trying to fit in because a lot of people don’t have as much common sense as him.
Alissa: Is there a new kid?

Jake: Nope. That’s Randy. He got ANOTHER new car.
Alissa: I thought he just got one last week!
Jake: Well... You know Randy.
by Sugar Shea February 5, 2019
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RANDY

A scheming and selfish person having low character and little integrity. As cunt is to women, Randy is to men.
I missed work for three days and when i came back some Randy took my place.
by Tangil June 20, 2019
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popin a randy

When a male pops a random boner "randy" so they call it "popin a randy"
Omg man Janes ass is so nice it's makin me pop a randy ! popin a randy
by Mr.balloon knot March 10, 2015
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