pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

spit roast

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.

'You dad and I spit-roasted your mom' For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'

by spit ro-st September 22, 2003

Fuck Roast

The act of fucking someone from behind while their head is placed in a oven.

Oh Dora! I will fuck roast you into the middle of next week!

by le hizzel February 18, 2008

spit roast

A 3-some involving 2 guys and a girl - one guy goes 'heads' the other 'tails', you figure it out!

Guy 1: I'll go in the mouth...
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!

by Dangerous G February 8, 2004

rump roast

Used to describe a hot female ass

1. Yo dawg, look at her rump roast
2. Ya man, but im too busy to tap that...math man
1. ure a douche bag man...just look at it...cummon man roast that rump
2. no man can't...math man

by Country Bumpkin May 13, 2005

balls deep in the roast beef curtain

penis all the way in the vagina. For short: BD in the RBC!

I was balls deep in the roast beef curtain all night last night.

by PhilSDfgadhgbdgjndfgs May 30, 2008

Hog Roast

This is a multiple partner sexual position, where there is one woman on her knees with a man in front and behind her.

The position resembles a pig being roasted on a spit.

We need to get that chick over here for a hog roast.

by the real Jadd May 22, 2009