Based on the sayings "revenge is a dish best served cold" and "revenge is sweet" I've come to the conclusion that revenge is.....ice cream
by MinnowDaSmolBean September 5, 2025
Get the Revengemug. Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.
I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.
by Lalake tt August 20, 2018
Get the Jack off revengemug. OpposingFork's Revenge is a sexual masturbation story about love and dishonor. So fork got banned from many syrian servers because of his urbans, so he went and did as any normal homs syrian coastal accent would do and debated musa and made musa cum for the first time, it was crazy the cum was everywhere, then he blamed it on dako and blocked and banned him from forks camp because fork made musa cum and blamed it on the romanian, fork is a racist syrian doctorate engineer. Then fork went and had sex with many syrian infidels in an anti islamic server that blamed musa for 9/11. Fork then revenged dako again calling him romanian thief because he is racist islamophobe and we all know that, he always loses debates with musa because musa is always rigth and the best debater and he destroys fork's fallacious arguments against islam, then fork goes out and hits musa with a dildo then blames the muslim syrians for syrias bad state, he supports jolani and terrorists anyways. In simple terms opposingforks revenge is a series of masturbatory problems that are solved with peace between the coastal syrians and the syrian server called jolani offenders bombers.
by Dako123 October 28, 2025
Get the OpposingFork's Revengemug. When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
Get the Penguins Revengemug. When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.
by Ictinypeople September 23, 2021
Get the Revenge poomug. Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.
by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021
Get the Revenge Platonicmug. by The Whole Cactus May 5, 2025
Get the Revenge of the Fifthmug.