relationslump

When a girl says she likes you, and only you... A lot but she doesn't want to date you or anyone else because she's afraid when she's done with high school/college she's going to leave the state or country and she'll never see you again and doesn't want a long distance relationship.

Guy 1: yo *guy 2*! You going out with that one girl yet?

Guy2: nope... She's in a relationslump...

Guy 1: oh snap! I feel you man, that's lame as hell man.

by Steammmmyy January 13, 2014

Relationship New Year

Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!

Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.

Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.

by McLovinsauce February 15, 2014

RelationShit

A couple poop in a toilet at the same time. One partner sits on the others lap while they both poop into the same toilet. Usually preformed before or after coitis as a bonding exercise.

John and Jane had a great relationshit after sex.

by JeefBerky August 9, 2015

Relationshit

A relationship type situation with no trust or any of the components of a real "relationship".

:So how is your relationship going?

You mean my relationshit? I think Im about to call it quits, i just can't deal with him anymore.

by tender_roni November 19, 2015

Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.

"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"

by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018

relatablebitch

relatablebitch is the type of girl that is hot and funny and of course, relatable, but she can easily be a bitch whenever it suits her. She gorgeous hair and a cute smile, but hides it when she's mad because she wants to seem tough - she isn't. If you know a relatablebitch, then u should feel privileged to know her ;) Oh, and she is 100% an arianator!!!

person 1: omg did you see Alexa at the party last night?!
person 2:yes! she is such a relatablebitch !!

by relatablebitch_x May 21, 2019