quilan

The hottest type of name you will here, that’s why no one ever can pronounce it right since they fear the person who says it on saying it right. A pretty hard name to find and pronounce.

Friend: Hey I how are you doing Quilan
Quilan: I am at the most serious feeling I am at the moment.

by Thatguyisreallyhulk September 10, 2020

Captain Quil

A shot of captain Morgan mixed with a shot of nyquil. A drink often used to get girls to pass out.

"Dude how did you get with that babe last night?"
"Gave that bitch some captain quill"
"Oh true"

by Captain Quench September 23, 2011

A Quilhelm

The loud screaming noise one makes while taking a large painful shit

When I got to the toilet I pulled down my pants and let out a quilhelm, following that I clogged the toilet with blood and poo

by Krakaa Jack May 23, 2018

wielder-of-the-quill

Otherwise known as WotQ. Synonym for GOD, or for the non-believers, L. Ron Hubbard.

I swear to wielder-of-the-quill, if you don't stop killing the rabbis, the Jews will kill Jesus again!

If you want to be saved, pray to God. If you want to be God, pray to WotQ.

by chuxDLX March 1, 2008

QUILTBAG

A derogatory term for the LGBTQ+ community.

Hey, do you know Jeff, he’s such a quiltbag.

by Ixnayxx October 11, 2019

quiet giant

Quiet giant. When your girlfriend is sleeping slap her on the face as hard as you can with your penis.

I gave melissa a quiet giant last night. Thats she has a black eye.

by dirtyc2thej May 30, 2014

Quiet Timothy

The nickname i f****** use to get back at my f****** annoying classmate who never shut the f*** up.

FUCK QUIET TIMOTHY BEFORE I BLOW HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT

by The Defintion Lord November 30, 2018