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When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.
1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!
by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007
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Quafty

When something is interesting or cool.
Can be used in place of "fierce."
The new IPod is quafty.
by Garrett September 20, 2004
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Queef

When a girl farts out her vag
Brady-"So you fucked Jessica" Kyle-"Ya but she queefed all over my rock!!!!!!"
by German5225 August 27, 2018
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california queef quaker

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale
jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!
by goonersteve January 28, 2008
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Queef

A exit of air from the female body through the vagina. Usually caused by heavy sexual intercorse. Or by air being blown into the vagina.
Nick blew air into my vagina when he was eating me out, and i queefed all over his face. But we both shared a good laugh.
by Breezi October 9, 2005
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Queefasaurusrex

its a dinosaur that queefs
Lucy Vu is a queefasaurusrex
by Ryno16 February 4, 2009
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Queef Latifah

A name commonly used to refer to a woman who is popularly known for her queefing abilities. It can be an endearing or pejorative nickname; also, queef lateef
Megan: (queefs)
Ike: ewwww!! Queef Latifah, thats so gross!
by BAArKA February 22, 2009
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