backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016

anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole

Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien

by nipplebladez August 21, 2016

moist process

The process of when of when 3 people try to have sex all together at the same time while cumming in each other persons mouth creating a cumulative triangle.

Camry, Kaitlin, and Alicia did a VERY moist process last night, I could hear them from downstairs.

by Johndas February 20, 2017

Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

text probe

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

by SasSquash September 16, 2018

Caity Process

When a female prefers to date/sex with a male at the same time, or hours apart. Pulling A Caity usually deals thotting or dick hopping from dick to dick

Once upon a time this girl name caity was over her boyfriends house, while she was hanging out with her boyfriend he took a nap so caity walked down stairs and sucked the shit out of his brothers BIG BLACK COCK. Then when she was done sucking that big dick she layed next to her boyfriend kissed him repeatedly and cuddled with him for about an hour.

Like Wow I wanna do the Caity Process

by Pull a Jamyia November 17, 2018

Joinker Process

The Joinker process is an effective way of scraping data from websites. The Joinker Process is used often used for scraping on the danish electronic store Elgiganten.

Internet Dude: Hey how did you get all that data from my website?
Pro Gamer: I used the joinker process.
Internet Dude: That sounds very advanced.
Pro Gamer: It is.

by GamerKaj1 August 19, 2019