The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side
by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019
Get the Pressed creme brûlée’s mug.When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
by ElVerde76 December 4, 2018
Get the volleyball press mug.the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth
by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022
Get the bulgarian bench press mug.When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
Get the Pressing ham mug.When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
by Squactus January 6, 2020
Get the Panini Press mug.When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.
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Get the D pressed no work mug.The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.
by Isaac Shelby December 29, 2021
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