Mr Precious

The male Penis

Dude, this guy breached my porta-loo and took a good long stare at Mr Precious!!

by Billius M. Buttlicker July 17, 2024

Uncle Precious

A badass uncle who doesn't a shit about what others think! He's always welcoming and hospitable. On friday nights especially, he'll invite you to his house (which he cutely calls his lair) for fifa. Once you enter, you'll begin to notice, there is no TV. As a matter face, there is no furniture. Cum stains litter the walls.

"Wait what!" you'll scream,
"Cmon you know you love it" he'll respond.
He then shoves you into its scrotum where it smells like fish and the flesh hugs you from all sides.

Defined by his parents, Uncle Precious is a family sweetheart. When he was younger though, he went a horny rebellious teen phase. They would be eating dinner, when the whole house would begin to smell like fish. Yet the scent would grow stronger and stronger. Uncle Precious would come closer and closer. Hornier and hornier.
"What the shit Precious! It smells like fish!"
"Cmon you know you love it!" he would respond
"HE LOOKS HORNY!!!" My mother would cry, noting the massive bump in his pants.

"On the count of 3, 1... 2... RUN!!!" My grandmother shout.
Uncle precious would then run around the house terrifying the family members while stroking his member, his dick wagging in front of him like a happy dog.

Then, something snapped inside my grandfather. He pulled out the 16mm thumbtack from his front pocket. And pinned his scrotum to all corners of the house. He never misbehaved, ever again. Until, his sister had children.

"Please be gentle this time Uncle Precious, last time your rough scrotum really hurt me!"
"Cmon Uncle, do I really have to take Viagra the third time this day, I'm already bricked as hell!"
"UNCLE PRECIOUS: I'M GOING SOFT,!!!! I NEED MY VIAGRA!!!! I CANT BE SOFT EVER AGAIN!!!!!"

by UnclePrecious December 27, 2023

Legal Precedent

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.

Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

sir precious

Sir Precious is a nickname for Sir Pentious. It stems from the fact he is precious. This was popularized by the user: @sawtoothrabbit

They made an in depth analysis on Sir Pentious and his “Precious” aspects.

1: Who is your favorite hazbin hotel character??
2: definitely sir precious

by >>----.s.s-.s March 27, 2024

JAIME PRECIADO

The best goon material. Jaime preciado is the sexiest man alive.

“Oh I jerk off to Jaime preciado all day. Why do you think I’m so high ranked in Jerkmate.”

by Freakyfreak67 May 1, 2025

Wage Precarization

The systematic process by which wages are rendered increasingly unstable, unpredictable, and insufficient—transforming employment from a reliable source of livelihood into a constant source of anxiety. Wage precarization operates through multiple mechanisms: the replacement of salaried positions with hourly work, the elimination of guaranteed hours, the proliferation of zero-hour contracts, the outsourcing of scheduling to algorithms that optimize for unpredictability, and the deliberate maintenance of wages at levels that require constant supplementation through additional jobs. The result is not just poverty but the experience of poverty as permanent uncertainty—never knowing what next week's check will bring, never able to plan, never safe.

Wage Precarization Example: "Her wage changed every week based on 'demand,' her schedule was released the night before, her income fluctuated so wildly she couldn't budget—not just low pay, but Wage Precarization, the transformation of wages themselves into sources of uncertainty."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Job Precarization

The systematic transformation of employment itself into a source of permanent uncertainty and risk. Job precarization operates through the elimination of stable positions, the proliferation of temporary contracts, the outsourcing of permanent roles to gig platforms, the at-will erosion of job security, and the normalization of constant turnover. Unlike traditional unemployment (a temporary state), job precarization makes precarity the permanent condition: you always have a job, but you never have security—the job could disappear tomorrow, be algorithmically eliminated, be outsourced to someone cheaper, be redesigned to make your skills obsolete. The job itself becomes precarious, not just the worker.

Job Precarization Example: "He had worked there for seven years, but with at-will employment, constant restructuring, and the threat of outsourcing, he'd never felt secure—not unemployment, but Job Precarization, the transformation of long-term employment into permanent uncertainty."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026