Pre teen

Loud and whiney, usually found roaming around the mall trying to be 'grown up' while shopping at Limited 2. Idolize Hillary Fluff and Hannah Montana. Demand respect and attention at all times. Most have not started puberty yet, but walk around in tight jeans and mini skirts with no hips or tits and crappy, trendy haircuts.

"what a pre teen. She wants expensive 'big girl' stuff like high heeled shoes, make up and clothes, but still secretly watches Nickelodeon. what a tool"

by Hillary Fluffs ass December 16, 2008

Pre-flush

To flush the water-closet prior to defication thereby lubricating the porcelain, thus mitigating the effects of a crash landing.

'Dont forget to pre-flush darling, you do know how you love to crash-land'.

by McGinty September 2, 2006

Pre-dump

v. To turn someone down before you are asked out

Isaac pre-dumped me last night. He told me he doesn't want to date me and just wants to be friends

by Sorrelstrom December 20, 2008

Pre-text

Writing a text and saving as a draft before you go out drinking. After a few shots when you feel the need to "drunk text" it's already written, all you do is hit send. Prevents one from texting the wrong person, making themself lseem like a drunk a-hole who can't spell, and talks about random shit.

"Thank God for pre-texts, remember the last time we went out and I accidentally texted my mom asking what color her undies were."

by Sabotager December 20, 2011

pre-drop

(n): the phrase or sound that is played right before the drop of a song, a drop sound is usually characteristic of a dubstep song.

Skrillex: Yo listen to my new song.
Rusko: Okay dude.
Skrillex: Yo listen to the pre-drop right before the drop.
Rusko: Whoah, that was sick dude!

Skrillex- Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites: "Yes! Oh My God!"
Flux Pavillion- Bass Cannon: "Hit the Bass Cannon, Kick it!"
Skrillex- First of the Year (Equinox): "Call 911 Now!"

by tilllymaster November 27, 2011

pre-lationship

This is one of many other words starting with re that can be changed to starting with pre in the event of this occuring before

Pre-lationship often precedes the actual relationship as an introductory phase.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

pre-gift

The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.

To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."

To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"

by gadzooks123 March 17, 2009