Pote

A slang term used for marijuana.

We smoked pote.

Got any pote?

by ilikepote November 14, 2009

Playing Pokemon

1."Playing Pokemon" is a cover up, and or the act of smoking marijuana.
2. A video game, a card game, and also a tv show.
(I don't know how one would play with a tv. Other then throwing a wii remote threw it.)

Play Pokemon, playing Pokemon, and played Pokemon is all the same.

Playing Pokemon examples.

Example 1:
Hey Chong want to go play Pokemon?
When I really mean:
Hey Chong lets go smoke some dank herb, and hope we forget how to get back home.

Example 2:
I use to own an original Charizard Pokemon card when I was a kid...
However I played Pokemon with it and never kept it in good condition...

I could have sold that card and gotten a nice bong or atleast an ounce of weed with it. True Story

by wargex March 27, 2011

pokemonlegend

When two gay guys rub their penis' together.

"Lets pokemonlegend!"says Mitch."OK!"says Landon.

by dommy345 June 19, 2008

Pokemon

A Jamaican proctologist.

Deed you hair about Ernie, mon? He just got bok from dee Pokemon-- he hasn't sot don een a week.

by Leobutrkurnel October 9, 2006

Pokemon

A diseasing show that has brain washed millions of Americans today. It started back in '96, and is still on. How can it be liked? Just how? Not hating on fans of pokemon and all, but how is it liked? It's ruined people's brains, such as some famous youtuber (not gonna say name) who also likes pokemon. People hate him.

Pokemon's addicted to lots of people. Why?

by urbandictionaryy May 1, 2008

Potamus

Potamus- That girl that you took one for the team for, back in high school before you took off your training wheels; you know a lil old “nail the whale”. They are also notoriously known as savage individuals whose only concern is to consume large amounts of semen into any orifice on their body. They are always that “thing” that stares at you like you’re an appetizer and insists on talking to you at the bar and making awkward sexual advances towards you. Sometimes Potamuses travel in small packs consisting of 3-4, they hope to increase their odds of mating with attractive men in the NAVY such as myself. They are extremely dangerous exercise caution as needed.. They can also play defense for attractive females at the bar, especially when it is near last call for alcohol; every man’s mad dash for take home pussy might be thwarted by a vindictive potamus. Be warned, and stay thirsty my friends!

Example: See Cockblocker:

Man- Hi there, my names Tom!
Attractive female- Oh hello, im Sta( interrupted buy loud potamus shriek; sounds like an angry wildabeast/ape grunt thing).
Man- Throws a dog treat to get rid of potamus.
Attractive female: anyways I need a ride home.
Man: Score! Man one potamus none!

by SyndicatedEvil December 16, 2008

Pokémon

ugly creatures,gay tv show but the game boy games are sweet

by shub shub October 28, 2003