Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011

Op Sgt. Porter

A constant reminder to rat-ties that their mommies and daddies left them in Hell and that it's cadre fun time (i.e. no more cakes and cookies and num nums;) easily excited by dead baby jokes; can be identified by a very distinguished but unclear cadence, e.g. "heft, hite."

"Does Op Sgt. Porter have a speech impediment because I couldn't understand a word he was saying!"

by Rat-ties May 16, 2008

Harry Pooter

A slang term for a woman with a hairy vagina.

That hippie girl is a real Harry Pooter!

by Big Poppa Chump November 15, 2004

Porter

Porter is a term used to describe a person who is extremely into himself and his ego. A porter will often act this way due to a deep down insecurity with himself, and feels he must equal himself to others by only talking about himself. Most porters are retarded, but most of the time act very intellectual, even if what they are saying makes no sense whatsoever. A porter will most likely find one place in the world to make his name, then obsess over the place forever, and when leaving this place, will realize his flaws and immediately seek out a way to return. A porter will usually have others help him succeed, then brag about the accomplishments for the longest time. Most porters will become addicts of some sort (pain killers, cocaine, meth, etc.) in order to increase his social reputation. In most cases studied, a porter will one day realize he is very insignificant in the world and will ultimately fail in life. This day is known as "AP-Day" in a porter's life, which of course stands for "accepting pathetic-ness day". Many modern day porters have been known to use online social networks as a gateway to increase their ego by "news feed whoring", or involving himself in every post in his newsfeed, thinking he is friends with everyone. To be a porter is a sad, sad thing indeed.

Jacob: "Is that kid really bragging about how his dad got him accepted to that college?"

Jim: "Thats not even the worst part, that kid has literally been raping my news feed for the past 3 months only talking about himself!"

Jacob: "What a fuckin Porter."

Jim: "I couldn't have said it better myself."

by A.Boston.P December 14, 2010

Posters-remorse

When you post something on social media and immediately regret it.

I just posted a video to instagram but now I am feeling posters-remorse. I should of added music and tagged Tommy.

by ScottRandolph83 November 28, 2015

hope posterizing

Adapting an image, usually of a person, in a way that it resembles the 2008 Obama Campaign 'Hope' poster by Shepard Fairey.

After Romneys remark about cutting funds for PBS, the internet started hope posterizing images of Big Bird.

by Daanweb October 11, 2012

Deceased Posterior

Used to describe a something or some one that is dead ass

Yo deceased posterior this Mac and cheese is gas

by Kid reaper May 31, 2022