I went to the concert last weekend & got hammered. Ended up getting a little Port-o-Booty at intermission from the girlfriend!
by IndyScan August 26, 2008
by Justice78 April 01, 2018
When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.
by refalkenrath April 20, 2022
by Pabloskii April 27, 2011
by Nunya2288 December 16, 2018
Trash town in Florida between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie. There’s a total of 5 teeth collectively in the entire town. A lovely place to do meth or catch an std
by Johnny Rage January 12, 2022
A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.
by samfisher09 August 16, 2018