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by Croatian Democratic Union May 2, 2023
Get the Andrej Plenkovic mug.Vinyl plank-type flooring which is actually made off vaginal tissue. In addition to durability, they also emit a most pleasant aroma, although sometimes quite slippery.
I got some Luxury Vaginal Planks flooring. It looks great, is easy to clean, smells good, but it's a bit slippery. I did fuck it the other night, and now it's even more slippery.
by That Dude That Knows August 21, 2021
Get the Luxury Vaginal Planks mug.An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.
A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
Get the Done a Real Plonker mug.The underside of the chin describing the space above the adams apple. Usually describe in a sexual interaciton.
by equinox/loki November 25, 2005
Get the plenk mug.When one lies in a stiff horizontal position (sometimes naked) on random objects or in random places. Eg) Walls, hedges, fire hydrants, cars, fences, lights, signs, trolleys etc. Usually accompanied by someone who takes a photo and posts it on the internet.
Catherine: dude can we go planking next week end in the city?
Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!
Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!
by Shrimpyy June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.1) The worst type of weed smoker. They constantly buy dimes of loud, sometimes on multiple occasions in the same day and have the audacity to say the really smoke. They also expect miracles out of .5 and are sometimes bold enough to call their dealer to say they were skimped because their blunt or j ain't fat enough.
2) Somebody that will do anything to smoke for free or at discounted expense.
2) Somebody that will do anything to smoke for free or at discounted expense.
1) Man everybody put 2 gs into the session and you only put in a blunt and expect to smoke? Fuck outta here pluck
2) Yo this bitch just told me that she'll suck my dick and clean my room if I smoke her out. Shawty is a straight pluck
2) Yo this bitch just told me that she'll suck my dick and clean my room if I smoke her out. Shawty is a straight pluck
by Hiiiguy420 November 28, 2012
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