Plumb chump

The raised ridged of the pants or shorts caused the males genitalia.

Jetty was walking in the mall with a plumb chump when a young girl hit his shaft.

by BlumpkinJew July 22, 2016

Plumber's Tape

A deviant sexual act that which the male swipes his penis up and down the butt crack of his partner.

My buddy thought he could please his girlfriend by giving her the plumber's tape.

by Thehouse1701 November 25, 2016

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017

pluminessence

The feeling you get when the universe rewards you for trying taking flight

When I opened my inshervance letter i was overwhelmed by the sense of pluminessence

by Randall Cummings October 6, 2017

Plum Mumbler

An older man who believes he is very good in bed and brags as such. However, he is awful at cunnilingus and no one has ever told him.

"Is Herbert really as good as all that talk?"
"Nah, he's a plum mumbler."

by Zoxgrof November 6, 2017

plumber sex

A plumber who masturbates himself with his 'tools of the trade', Usually done while on the job.

"I can't believe it Dude! Plumber Sex is insane!"

by Moah Limor May 1, 2018

Plumber

A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.

Lady: Man look at that those pants!

Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 16, 2018