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pity plate 

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
pity plate by nottachooch November 23, 2017
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big plate 

The 45 pound weight that you put on a barbell
Yo how much can you bench?

Like two big plates.

Holy Shit!
big plate by RogerNihlock February 9, 2018

kaylie plate 

if you meet a kaylie plate, run away as fast as you can because she’s the biggest THOTatron you’ll ever meet. never look back, just run. but. if you get to know her, she’s alright. i guess.
i just met kaylie plate. and i’ve learned that she makes more of less no sense and enjoys listening to shed eeran.

Dinner Plate Penis 

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.
Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

Healing Plate 

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips
Healing Plate by lovesnewwords June 11, 2019

Healing Plate 

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.

Band-aids don't fix bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips
Healing Plate by lovesnewwords June 17, 2019