slap your plastic

To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.

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Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!

Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!

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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
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slap your plastics

Putting a condom on before you bang a chick
Before banging a chick you better slap your plastics on or you're gonna be a daddy
by TehMilkMan February 12, 2007
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slap your plastics

This is a term referring to one thumbing through all the cards in his wallet to decide beffore hand which ones are good for use with an available debit, credit or ATM withdrawel balance. This is proper in considering saving ones own face by avoiding the posibility of being turned away for a declined account. One should keep the good cards with him in his card organizer and slap the maxed ones down on the countertop, in the rubberbanded collection of stollen cards or, hell, just discard the bitches. Further more just pay the premiums and don't offer me drinks out until you get your *#@$ together!
Please slap your plastics before we get to the check-out counter to avoid last weeks embaressing scene and a sore back from bending over to pick up our faces at the head of this long line.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 15, 2007
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sticky back plastic

Sticky Back Plastic refers to doing a half-arsed job.

From the TV program Blue Peter, where presenters often build useless pieces of crap from old washing-up liquid bottles and sticky back plastic (because they're not allowed to say 'cellotape' on television)
My thesis is held together with sticky back plastic.

by boybacon May 31, 2006
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Gold plastic syndrome

Gold plastic syndrome (GPS) is the phenomenon by which gold-colored plastic tend to be more brittle than other colors of plastic. The term is used to describe gold toy products, which as a result of their color are more likely to fall apart. Gold plastic syndrome can be credited to the less dissolvable quality of many golden pigments, which make it more difficult for toys made of said color to stick together.
Just because its gold plastic doesn't mean its gold. Always remember gold plastic syndrome when buying or handling toys.
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plastic fantastic lover

Not a common saying, but a saying for a dildo
A song by Jefferson Airplane is called plastic fantastic lover
by Henry May 02, 2005
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plastic surgery

plastic surgery (n): A woman that is strictly polite, so that no curious male tries to go to her at all, because she looks like a plastic surgery.
You could not imagine, this Jasmine around: at last was known for a plastic surgery , after years that bullied she the men around, with her bitterness of her divorce; Every body was horrified of her frowns by her divorce.
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