Ping pong

What white girls call table tennis

Do you wanna play ping pong?

No bitch that’s not what it’s called

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App

“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”

by JonE28 July 15, 2021

Ping Sling

The act of putting a pinga (ecstasy pill) under ones foreskin and keeping it there until it disolves thus giving said person the full effect of pinga enlightenment.

"I could'nt swallow the Blue Versace brah, it was too big, so I just ping slinged it."

by DjDyss August 14, 2016

ping tao che

Warrior

PING TAO CHE, TO THE TOING TAO CHI!!

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA January 2, 2017

Ping

NOT a sound - a BEAUTIFUL person (also known as Ting). Ping knows all, Tea Queen. If you want a friend that will tell you (and remember) everything you do on a night out, call Ping. She will soberly remember the night for you and you'll be so excited to hear about all the stupid shit you do, because Ping - knows all. She is a fun time.

DO YOU want to know who you drunkenly bit on the dance floor? DO YOU? Ask Ping. She knows. She'll know before you do it.

by JVB1 March 21, 2020

Ping

For example 300 ping = 0.3 Sec. delay. And maxium ping in Fortnite is 1080 Ping = 1.08 Sec. Delay.
Another example: Ping 2030 = 2.08 sec. delay. 6008 Ping = 6.008 Sec. Delay. 3487 Ping = 3.487 sec. delay.

If the ping is 100 ping = 0.1 sec. delay. And 1000 Ping is 1 sec. delay. And 10 ping is like 0.010 sec. Delay.

Ping DOSEN'T Give you lag. Because Ping is for Delay. Packet loss or slow download/upload will make you start lag. And then Ping increase. Because of Ping JUST GIVE you Delay. Understand?

Ping, JUST GIVES you delay!

by Mr. Infinity North May 24, 2020