Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)

PSS is an unfortunate and humiliating syndrome. It occurs when a skinny person becomes fat - and has yet to realize it. Although their physical appearance has changed drastically - this person still exhibits skinny people behaviour.This behaviour includes sitting on laps, bouncing around and wearing tight, revealing clothing.

"Wow Laura totally has Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)She's crushing that poor guy's lap - and that's the same shirt she used to wear when she was 6 sizes smaller...

by FoxyJ April 30, 2009

Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007

Fag Phantom

When your in thought or in task (whatever it may be) and suddenly interupted by a harsh racing thought of a vision or wierd thought about the same sex and YOU KNOW IT IS NOT YOU because you are a Hetrosexual. You blame it on your Fag Phantom.

Yeah I was in deep thought of this one beautiful chick and then a picture of next door Bob was in my head while I was getting my money...Damn that Fag Phantom.

I was kissing my girl last night and my Uncles name popped in my head. Like im gonna think about my Uncle while Im trying to get to third base... That damn Fag Phantom

by I hate that when that happens June 16, 2009

Phantom Text

When you have your cell phone in your pocket, you feel it vibrate across your leg, but when you look at your phone there is no notifications of a text message, or anything else of that matter.

It happens wherever, whenever. The Phantom Text happens to everyone with cell phones.

by P Krizzle April 1, 2008

photomom

When someone's mom purposefully or incidentally photobombs a picture. (Almost always viewed in a negative light.)

Sweet house party man! Too bad half of the pictures were photomomed.

by thegordinator October 5, 2010

Phantom Drinking

When you and/or your friends secretly get wasted in one end of your house while your parents and other adults, oblivious to the underage activity, reside in another. It's high risk but fun as hell when you can pull it off. Especially great when you have a big house and parents who listen when you tell them to stay away to avoid embarrassing you. Works very well in a sleepover situation. Pizza optional.

Last night me and some friends did some solid Phantom Drinking in my basement while my parents were upstairs eating dinner. Despite all of the noise and broken lamps they never came down and we partied harder than most people would at an open house.

by Partiboi69x0x0 March 14, 2011

phantom poo

When needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.

Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"

John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"

by pokey_puppy May 6, 2011