The most important and playful of all the body parts.
My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!
by spike February 7, 2004
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wen theres a whole lotta wangs about
look! im surrounded by a bunch of peni
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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a bong schlong used to make babies or for pleasure. used for peeing and to stick in people
GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.

GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it
by bong schlonger March 3, 2022
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Chris: Hey mate, have you subscribed to Versinul on youtube?
John: Nah, never heard of him.
Chris: You clearly don't have a long meaty stick you cunt.
John: I have a fat penis you hairy fucker.
by the big bum December 9, 2020
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the word 6th grade boys yell while running down the halls in school thinking it's the funniest thing ever
*hallways silent*

mark: PENIS!!!
by Ren the Great And Powerful October 29, 2020
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