Parker

parker is the THICCest man on earth. He is thicker than a snicker. A real fatass. Everybody loves him. He is will be the first one eaten on a deserted island.

person one: Man look at that elephant.
person two: Yeah, it's a real Parker.

by Th1ccc B01 February 4, 2019

mackenzie rain parker

A stupid fucking cunt who will fuck your dad if you cheat on her

Cain: I cheated on Mackenzie rain parker
Cain’s dad: gets dick out

by Big puthy mack May 22, 2021

Charlie Parker

A title you give to a member in your band who is unreliable; doesn't show up to rehearsals or gigs.

Jordan missed the jam session again, he pulled a Charlie Parker

by flkdjflaf August 23, 2008

Parker

A guy who thinks he is hot when he really is not
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia

Parker is such a fake pimp the only girl he can get is Julia

by Macmacn2461 January 8, 2009

Padberged

When you are a member of an elite sales team and your performance is so low you get kicked out of sales and sent to take customer service calls.

1st guy: Thomas whats wrong?
2nd guy: Dude i just got my review lets just say i got padberged
1st guy : Wow that sucks

by jh265a July 6, 2009

Parler

Parler is an online platform similar to Twitter and Facebook and puts emphasis on freedom of speech. Parler is known to be less harsh to its users when it comes to censoring content therefore the platform is more open than Twitter and Facebook which appeals to a large number of people on both sides when it comes to politics, religion, history, morality, and the world as a whole.

"Have you tried Parler yet? It's actually a good place to talk about controversial stuff without being censored."

by GoldenEagle13 January 11, 2021

Parker

a super sexy girl that likes to hangout in her basement and play pokemon. she knows all the pokemons name because they once visited her in a dream. she likes to walk around naked because she is not ashamed of her body like all you uptight bitches and hoes. has a huge donk and double ds and a vajayjay made of butter and gold.

man that chick is such a parker
helllll no theres only one parker

by pinktaco3535 March 5, 2011