Passion of the Christ

Passion of the Christ
(alternate usage, not the Movie)

Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.

Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.

"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"

"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"

by johnBOX February 11, 2006

passion

An emotion you should fake to get a better grade in advanced english class.

student: Is it lunch yet?
teacher: No, but you sound, oh what's the word, PASSIONATE?
student: Oh, I am.
teacher: A ++++++++++ FOREVER!

by Danny Peterson January 13, 2004

passionmaster

a man who recieves felatio from a crufied man

in that new movie the passion, i got myself a tall ladder and leaned against the cross and forced jesus to suck me off. he was willing to but unfortunately they had to put that in the deleted scenes of the dvd.

by ratscat March 7, 2004

Passion of life

Its not about winning at poker, or 13, or black jack its about the passion of life and its not about meeting a woman who's interested in a long term relationship, but is only interested in the passion of life

Ah yes the passion of life

(See also Fernando)

by Ohfa February 5, 2005

passion flakie

When a sexy chica stops you short at first base and your rock hard maple louisville slugger goes ignored, despite your mutual history with grand slams.

That hot tamale gave me blue balls for the last time, I've had it with that passion flakie!

by kennex December 9, 2013

pussiah

A player; one who leads the "pussy". The ultimate player.

CJ is a pussiah; has multiple vagina disciples praise his Godlike cock.

by Billy Jack Muhammad December 23, 2013

practise passion

A way of phrasing wanking in such a way as to sound like you aren't a lonely freak. Also good for not freaking out girlfriends.

Guy 1: Man, my junk is killing me. I gotta go practise passion.

Gal: What were you doing in there? Were you jerking off?
Guy 2: Nah, girl. I was practising passion, just for you.
Gal: Aww, that's so sweet.

by JustGreat September 29, 2009