fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"
by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014
mugGet the fudge puddlemug.

Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.
I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D
by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011
mugGet the Morning Puddlemug.

bust puddle

A huge puddle of jizz formed when you get hit so hard in the balls, you just let loose
After he got hit by that football, there was a bust puddle so big you could swim in that motherfucker
by 27ctlax May 26, 2014
mugGet the bust puddlemug.

White Puddle

Notice how there’s a man jacking off in the corner, right. As that guy is masturbating, he’ll release his load and a puddle of jizz will be right there on the floor. If you’re a man you’ll understand why it was given the name White Puddle.
Jason: OOOOHHH YEAAAAH. I’M WANKING!!!!!
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*

And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
by JohnnyAustinCole May 25, 2022
mugGet the White Puddlemug.

Puddles

While hanging out on a Friday night, Joel, Josephine, and Ester have take E and participate in cuddle puddles as friends.
by Muddles1234 March 20, 2021
mugGet the Puddlesmug.

Muddy Puddle

When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.
Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022
mugGet the Muddy Puddlemug.
a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from
Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.
by alto bolso January 20, 2022
mugGet the the other side of the puddlemug.

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