When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014

by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011

After he got hit by that football, there was a bust puddle so big you could swim in that motherfucker
by 27ctlax May 26, 2014

Notice how there’s a man jacking off in the corner, right. As that guy is masturbating, he’ll release his load and a puddle of jizz will be right there on the floor. If you’re a man you’ll understand why it was given the name White Puddle.
Jason: OOOOHHH YEAAAAH. I’M WANKING!!!!!
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*
And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*
And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
by JohnnyAustinCole May 25, 2022

While hanging out on a Friday night, Joel, Josephine, and Ester have take E and participate in cuddle puddles as friends.
by Muddles1234 March 20, 2021

Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022

Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.
by alto bolso January 20, 2022
