PRESS

People use this term to say your mad or you tell someone else they're mad.

This man is pressed that I stole his girl ong.

by elgueroo February 5, 2021

pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.

"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."

by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024

Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.

Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23

by dpumaster May 17, 2011

Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out

After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!

by SausageMoose January 9, 2022

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

pressed it

when you are far off on something

damn that shot was far off i pressed it

by nutmegtobin March 4, 2017