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Get the poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat mug.Poo on a stick was an innovation in self defense technology that hit markets in the 1990's. It was discovered and distributed by the Upright Citizens Brigade in an attempt to promote mass chaos.
by SythKydd420 February 8, 2009
Get the poo -on -a -stick mug.A magical pig that is invincible. It has also killed a wither along side our lord and savior pew die pie.
by Myboiiiiii February 20, 2020
Get the Poo poo pee pee mug.During anal sex, the man ejacualtes into the anus of the male or female receiver. When the receiver later uses the toilet, what comes out of the anus, a mixture of ejaculate and feces is a poo baby.
Chris and Sean, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes the poo baby in the toilet carriage.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes the poo baby in the toilet carriage.
by Gabriel Miranda April 19, 2007
Get the poo baby mug.1. A small bag filled with poo. Often carried around by dog owners when out walking.
Poo is picked up in the bag and discarded.
2. A term use at random intervals in the day to make people laugh.
Poo is picked up in the bag and discarded.
2. A term use at random intervals in the day to make people laugh.
by I do not have a name October 12, 2007
Get the poo bag mug.Poo Girl is the name given to a girl who fell into the Yellow Bubble toilets at Leeds Festival 2009.
She apparently dropped her handbag, containing £400 (clearly drug money) and an iPhone into a long drop toilet. Bear in mind that long drop toilets are little more than covered cesspits so therefore her bag fell into what was basically 3 or so days worth of raw sewerage from literally thousands of people.
Rather than call for help, and to get an assistant to use a long pole to fish her bag out of the quagmire, she decided to try to reach in and attempt to reclaim her bag herself. This was on so many levels a preposterously stupid thing to do as the toilets are constantly manned and the assistants have the tools to get personal items out of the toilets, and she was coming into contact with RAW sewerage which probably contained hazardous levels of bacteria!
Probably unsuprisingly she ended up slipping in and getting stuck by her hips, with the whole of her upper body and arms dangling down towards the horrific mess below. She ended up having to get rescued by Firemen while many people looked on and rightfully mocked her for her stupidity.
She was sent to hospital for checks, but ended up returning to try and enjoy the remainder of the festival.
In the aftermath of this event many groups on the social networking site Facebook have sprung up in honour of an event and individual which will almost certainly be added to the ever growing repertoire of amazing Leeds Festival stories, Legends and Myths, which include, among others the infamous 'Pop up Pirate' and the girl who was pooed on by a drunk man after failing to lock a toilet door!
Both The Sun and Sky News reported on the event, providing fully archived evidence of the historic event!
She apparently dropped her handbag, containing £400 (clearly drug money) and an iPhone into a long drop toilet. Bear in mind that long drop toilets are little more than covered cesspits so therefore her bag fell into what was basically 3 or so days worth of raw sewerage from literally thousands of people.
Rather than call for help, and to get an assistant to use a long pole to fish her bag out of the quagmire, she decided to try to reach in and attempt to reclaim her bag herself. This was on so many levels a preposterously stupid thing to do as the toilets are constantly manned and the assistants have the tools to get personal items out of the toilets, and she was coming into contact with RAW sewerage which probably contained hazardous levels of bacteria!
Probably unsuprisingly she ended up slipping in and getting stuck by her hips, with the whole of her upper body and arms dangling down towards the horrific mess below. She ended up having to get rescued by Firemen while many people looked on and rightfully mocked her for her stupidity.
She was sent to hospital for checks, but ended up returning to try and enjoy the remainder of the festival.
In the aftermath of this event many groups on the social networking site Facebook have sprung up in honour of an event and individual which will almost certainly be added to the ever growing repertoire of amazing Leeds Festival stories, Legends and Myths, which include, among others the infamous 'Pop up Pirate' and the girl who was pooed on by a drunk man after failing to lock a toilet door!
Both The Sun and Sky News reported on the event, providing fully archived evidence of the historic event!
Festival goer 1: "Did you hear what happed in Yellow Bubble toilets?"
Festival goer 2: "About the girl who fell in?"
Festival goer 1: "Yeah haha, thats going to go down in history, she'll forever be known as 'Poo Girl'"
Festival goer 2: "About the girl who fell in?"
Festival goer 1: "Yeah haha, thats going to go down in history, she'll forever be known as 'Poo Girl'"
by yamam22 September 2, 2009
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