Poke Stalker

Creepy people on Facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going....Then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.

*sighs* I have another poke stalker, I wish I could poke him in the face, freak.

by P@ bwahahahhaa! August 4, 2011

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017

poke taco

You know what it means to "poke"....now think what a taco resembles in sex. If you need help...tacos folded have 2 flaps....as a ________ does too.

"Hey sup dude, whatch you did yestaday?"

"i went to mah girl friends house and poke taco" :)

by RSD Productions January 5, 2003

stick and poke

getting your back blown out aka sex ;)

"so i'm going to see carlos on friday and he's gonna give me a stick and poke"

by evaelwolf June 25, 2017

poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.

"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"

by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007

jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

by fuknot June 28, 2008