Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.

"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023

Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension

Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren

by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020

Patriarky pen

A slang word for a man's genetalia used by weird people

"get out of here with your patriarky pen"

by Tysken_raider July 9, 2018

Pen

Harpoon

Take this weapon forged in darkness. Some see a pen, I see a harpoon.

by GayEmoUnicorn May 3, 2018

on pen

seriously, ong, im bein real with u, short for pencil which is super serious

1: “On pen bruh, ur chill for real”
2: “it means a lot u said that on pen”

by redyua June 5, 2024

Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

Pen sword

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.

"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"

by Seamus Bright September 16, 2022